i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
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wait what does this mean
im serious does anybody know
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do u ever see a boy and think damn you could be a 50,000 note gif post on tumblr
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my dad demanded i put this picture he took on my blog because he thinks it could be the start of a new internet meme he calls veggiedonging
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i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of masturbation
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wait for it
I was just sitting there like “the fuck am I waiting for” and then I kinda exploded with happyness
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Toy Story 2 Bloopers
cause pixar animated bloopers
animated bloopers
this is why pixar is greater than everything else
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true gender equality
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My nigga Andy went from owning toys to owning bitches.
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you probably think oil companies are to blame for global warming
yeah cause they are
oh cry me a river
if i did you’d pollute it
YOU BLEEDING HEART LIBERAL
ESTABLISHMENT PUPPET
DO YOU WANNA KISS ME AS MUCH AS I WANNA KISS YOU RIGHT NOW
I’M SURPRISED SOMEONE AS SMART AS YOU WOULD HAVE tO ASK
AND THAT LADIES AND GENTS IS HOW SHARPAY EVANS AND TROY BOLTON KISSED
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