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spookymrsboo:

10 Terrifying Two Sentence Horror Stories PART 4

part 1 - part 2 - part 3

(via lolsomeone-actually)

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fionagoddess:

'American Horror Story': First Look at Freak Show Cast Art

fionagoddess:

'American Horror Story': First Look at Freak Show Cast Art

(via pineplapple)

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rip-homegirl:

*picture of a vagina and a butthole* “buy these socks” -an ad by american apparel

(via ecooli)

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slayboybunny:

alright now i used to hate pitbull because it seemed like the right thing to do but you know what i never hear him doing fucked up shit. as far as i know he is really just out there living life ,enjoying himself, visiting walmarts, and spreading the cubano party into the hearts of everyone around the world, he is mr. world wide and hes having a blast and i respect and love that pitbull. pitbull if youre reading this thank you and im sorry   

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

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the-real-seebs:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

That is a very powerful story. Also, that really is an incredible price on apple juice.

(via pineplapple)

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sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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[x]

(Source: mrssaberhagen, via coolator)

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britishtoatea:

I have literally been waiting for this gifset for all time

(Source: captbritain, via death-by-lulz)

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xbox420:

the-frizzle-fry:

xbox420:

no offense to the boring music fandom but i’d rather eat my own legs than listen to the 1975

Have fun with you dieing computer djs and auto tuned morons. Musicians from 75 kill modern day “musicians.”

holy shit

(via coolator)

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submissivefeminist:

Olivia Benson, the most influential woman of my early adulthood, telling you what’s up.

(via dandelions-and-dragons)

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sluttymistletoe:

cringing:

is no one going to talk about how miranda has been replaced with a random middle aged woman

if you knew anything about lizzie mcguire you would know that miranda is livin it up in Mexico City while Lizzie has an awesome adventure with Paolo and Isabella, while trying to avoid the evil wrath of Ms Ungermeyer, who is definitely not some “random middle aged woman”
thanks

sluttymistletoe:

cringing:

is no one going to talk about how miranda has been replaced with a random middle aged woman

if you knew anything about lizzie mcguire you would know that miranda is livin it up in Mexico City while Lizzie has an awesome adventure with Paolo and Isabella, while trying to avoid the evil wrath of Ms Ungermeyer, who is definitely not some “random middle aged woman”

thanks

(Source: zigazig-ah, via h0w-2-l0v3)

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poloralphwhorin:

lokanda:

hex girls from Scooby doo

THE ORIGINAL QUEENS

poloralphwhorin:

lokanda:

hex girls from Scooby doo

THE ORIGINAL QUEENS

(Source: b-witched, via aduhm)

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