A Girl Named Sarah

ricksanscrotum:

i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat

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god: hey baby
god: did it hurt
god: when you fell from heaven?
satan: you're a fucking dick

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girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what

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me: despite the fact that no one views or cares about my blog, i will continue to spend the majority of my life updating it

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thepurebloodprincess:

who decides what goes on the tumblr radar

like seriously

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Before and After

Before people get to know me: Oh my god you're so shy...and quiet...it's adorable
After we become friends: DEAR GOD DO YOU EVER SHUT UP

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thefitty:

itstimetogetfit:

lettuce wraps with turkey, hummus and cucumber.. love the lettuce as an alternative to bread!

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