i am serious and dont call me surely
naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

(via anymannymore)

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me:what are taxes and how do I pay them?
school system:worry not
school system:mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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praisepizza:

Saw this after work and it made me sad

praisepizza:

Saw this after work and it made me sad

(via lolsomeone-actually)

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creepy-princess:

imnotjustanybody604:

cntqueen:

this person probably has to study for finals

why does no one think he ruined the display, and the before pic is the after, and the after the before

Have you ever been to Walmart before?

(Source: steve-rogers-is-a-punk-rocker, via urbancatfitters)

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leonardbonesy:

whenever I’m underwater I always touch my hair because there’s no frizz and it’s smooth and flowing and all w h o o s h and that’s why I’m pissed I’m not a fucking mermaid.

(via youarestrongerthanyourfears)

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damnafricawhathappened:

When your Bath & Body Works store tells you they have three wick Winter Candy Apple and Frosted Gingerbread candles so you drive all the way to Appleton and they only have 4 oz candles

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(via loserfairy)

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setsunameiou:

i googled “why do cats run around and meow at night” and one of the results listed this as a cause:

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(Source: traceitalian, via loserfairy)

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jacko-plantern:

foods dangerous to dogs:

  1. avocadoes
  2. alcohol
  3. raw bread dough
  4. caffeine
  5. chocolate
  6. grapes and raisins
  7. onions and garlic
  8. macadamia nuts
  9. raw salmon
  10. xylitol (artificial sweeteners)

if you have a dog please reblog this

(via loserfairy)

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heterosecual:

thank you smithy for your words of wisdom

heterosecual:

thank you smithy for your words of wisdom

(via loserfairy)

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caninegod:

Sorry to interrupt but look at this picture of Drake with a puppy

caninegod:

Sorry to interrupt but look at this picture of Drake with a puppy

(via loserfairy)

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